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The pink thong adventure begins…!

9 Sep

What better way to officially begin my ‘pink thong’ adventure than by attending the concert of a lady who wears dresses made of dead animal flesh and sings songs about wanting to ride someone’s disco stick?

On Saturday 8th September, I went to the Lady Gaga concert in Twickenham, and was not disappointed by the number of OMG moments I was enthralled by during the evening. Key highlights included Gaga beginning the concert on a live horse wearing angel wings, being re-born from an egg-like vagina and asking ‘Black Jesus’ if he ‘Gave a fuck?’ The juxtaposition of Gaga’s insane antics against the conservative background of Twickenham Stadium added an unexpected element of irony to the show, and made it all the more pleasurable to wave my hands in the air like I just didn’t care.

Whereas Anastasia Steele’s inner goddess from ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ may have done a back flip at the sight of Gaga’s hot back-up dancers, my beleaguered soul proudly reclaimed some of its stature from the amount of glitter and shameless madness that it was exposed to on Saturday.

Good work Gaga!